Week two of the 2018 NFL Season had it all: ties, injuries, controversies, and HA HA HA HA HA HA THE PATRIOTS LOST THEY LOOKED LIKE TRASH OH MAN DID YOU SEE THE KEELAN COLE CATCH IT WAS AMAZING CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DIDN’T TRY A FOURTH-QUARTER COMEBACK?!?!?!?!!?????????
Week One of the NFL Regular Season did not disappoint. We had surprises, comebacks, heroic efforts, and everythink in-between. It was nuts and I can’t wait to see what week two and beyond holds.
Hello, football! Last week, the NCAA Free Money Machine started back up, with its usual course of early-season gimme games, a few interesting games, and FSU choking big-time. But our long national nightmare, the one that lasts from the first Sunday in February to the first full week of September because preseason doesn’t count and costs too much and leads to too many injuries, is over… NFL FOOTBALL IS BACK!
Well, ladies and gentlemen it’s finally here. I’ve been basically non-existent outside of football season and it was tough to keep motivated going into the spring (and definitely the summer) doldrums. But, football season is back and I am relieved. As is typical with opening weekends, the games are either major or cupcake squashing contests. But, it’s a good way to get back into it.
Let’s bet the board!
Hello, August. Fall is not in the air, kids are complaining about not wanting to go back to school (as are teachers!), but football is right around the corner!
Despite making it to the AFC Championship game, and probably winning it if one play had not been stupidly officiated (Myles Jack Wasn’t Down), the Jaguars did not have any players above the rank of 14 in the player-voted “NFL Top 100.”
Here’s why the players are wrong.
For the record, here are the rankings of the Jaguars players that appear on the list:
- 14. Calais Campbell
- 17. Jalen Ramsey
- 35. (are you kidding me) A.J. Bouye
- 58. Leonard Fournette
- 67. Telvin Smith
- 88. Yannick Ngakoue
Six players on the list, out of a hundred, out of 32 teams, out of 1,696 possible entries. Not bad! But the ranking is crap. Let’s look at numbers thirteen through one.
- At Thirteen, DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans: The player that both A.J. Bouye and Jalen Ramsey shut down in both of their matchups last season, ranks ahead of them. How does this make sense? It doesn’t.
- At Twelve, Luke Kuechly, LB, Panthers: Did he stay healthy all year? Nope. However, he is a pretty good defensive player. I agree with him being probably on the same level as Calais and Jalen.
- At Eleven, Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks: And it’s the top 20 so we’re gonna start falling all over ourselves to praise the QBs. Wilson had 11 interceptions last year. 3 of those were in the December 10th game against the Jaguars. How did this oh so great player end each of his drives against the Jags in that game? Punt, punt, punt, INT, missed FG, INT, FG, TD, punt, INT, TD, TD, downs. Are you kidding me?
- At Ten, Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers: Okay. Rodgers is probably one of the all-time greats. But he got injured last year and was out, what, half the season? How is he on here?
- At Nine, Von Miller, DE, Broncos: Am I the only one who remembers the Broncos sucked last year?
- At Eight, Drew Brees, QB, Saints: He’s getting old. I guess I agree with this one. He did play pretty good football once the Saints got like four games into the season and figured out what they were doing.
- At Seven, Aaron Donald, DE, Rams: The Rams were one of the only teams that gave the Jags trouble last year. I respect this ranking.
- At Six, Todd Gurley, RB, Rams: 2017 Offensive Player of the Year, 1,305 yards rushing – I guess I can kind of agree with this one too.
- At Five, Le’Veon Bell, RB, Steelers: lol
- At Four, Julio Jones, WR, Falcons: I mean, ok? Man, there’s not a lot of wide receivers at the top of this list.
- At Three, Carson Wentz, QB, Eagles: A big reason Philly went to the playoffs this year. Okay.
- At Two, Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers: One of the only players to actually beat the Jags’ corners on a few plays this year. I can respect this.
- At One, Tom Brady, QB, Patriots: No.
Okay! So, yeah, that sucked, and why is Tom Brady ranked so high? Is everyone scared of him or something? Myles Jack wasn’t down.
Here’s my rankings, voted on by me, for the top 20 players of 2017. I’ll do them in reverse order to keep you scrolling.
- 20. LeSean McCoy, RB, Bills
- 19. Cameron Jordan, DE, Saints
- 18. Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons
- 17. Leonard Fournette, RB, Jaguars
- 16. Travis Kelce, TE, Chiefs
- 15. Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
- 14. Everson Griffin, DE, Vikings
- 13. Khalil Mack, DE, Raiders
- 12. Rob Gronkowski, TE, Patriots
- 11. Luke Kuechly, LB, Panthers
- 10. Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
- 9. Todd Gurley, RB, Rams
- 8. A.J. Bouye, CB, Jaguars
- 7. Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
- 6. Drew Brees, QB, Saints
- 5. Aaron Donald, DE, Rams
- 4. Calais Campbell, DE, Jaguars
- 3. Carson Wentz, QB, Eagles
- 2. Jalen Ramsey, CB, Jaguars
- 1. Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
I know, I know, there’s four Jaguars on there, but they had a great year last year. One of the best defenses in the league and Fournette had more yards than the offensive rookie of the year, Alvin Kamara. Agree or disagree, we need to get off the Tom Brady number one wagon and let some of the new stars shine.
We’ve made it, folks. We’re here. It’s the dead zone. Mandatory minicamps are ending today (if they haven’t ended already), and NFL teams are taking the dreaded six-week break. No football news until the end of July! Whatever will we do?
No, literally, what will we do? Baseball is incredibly uninteresting right now, golf is searching for a storyline, Nascar is back in the dumps, and nobody really cares if LeBron signs somewhere else (he won’t).
Here, now, from the esteemed tastemaker Yours Truly, are a few recommendations of what to do as ESPN attempts to fill its top ten with horrible baseball highlights.
GO TO THE MOVIES. Have you been lately? There is some good stuff out. Avengers: Infinity War just broke two billion dollars at the box office. If you haven’t seen it yet, go. Also, Solo is an absolute treat. The camaraderie between Han and his loyal sidekick Chewbacca is fun to watch unfold. Go to see Incredibles 2, the movie everyone who went to see Avengers has been waiting to see for nearly 15 years. For a laugh, Tag is coming out soon. A dinosaur movie, a new Ant-Man movie, a new The Rock Saves Everyone movie, a new Denzel movie, and a new Mission Impossible movie are all coming out before the preseason ramps up. Go spend some time in a dark room with strangers.
GO TO THE COUCH. Call your boo over to Netflix and chill, or Hulu and chill. There’s a lot of cool stuff out. If you’re on Amazon, and dig science fiction, I cannot recommend The Expanse highly enough. It’s awesome to watch. Full of irreverant humor, amazing cold opens, and a spectacular cast, the entirety of Brooklyn Nine Nine is available on Hulu and has five seasons of material for you to binge. Over on Netflix, there is a great old-school-style comedy special featuring Steve Martin and Martin Short that was perfectly fun for me to watch.
TAKE A GETAWAY. Hop on Google Maps, look for something 4-6 hours away, book a hotel for a day or two and go there. Look up “things to do in __________” and make some notes. Talk to the front desk at the hotel, get some local info. You could wind up doing a 2-3 day trip and saving some cash by avoiding tourist destinations. Or, pick a tourist destination and go where the crowds aren’t.
GO ON AN ADVENTURE IN YOUR TOWN. There has to be something a friend has done and posted about on Facebook that made you say, “I’ve always wanted to try that!” Well, do it. Pack yourself and the family up, and go have a fun time without leaving your city.
TAKE A TOUR OF A SPORTS FACILITY. Nearly every football stadium gives tours this time of year. Also, if you have a Nascar track nearby, they almost always feature some sort of “experience” that is available. Stadium tours are a cheap way to familiarize yourself with the home of your favorite team and to see some cool stuff you may never see otherwise. Look at the team’s website for more information, although you might have to click around a bit, or send the team a quick contact email.
There’s a ton of stuff to do instead of constantly refreshing Pro Football Talk… or Bench Points! Hope you have a great summer and we hope to see you back when training camp gets rolling!
On Saturday, May 12th, a new report came out reminding us all that it has been 496 days since Andrew Luck has thrown a live pass. Yesterday, the Colts scrambled with the local media to ensure boilerplate quotes on Luck were distributed with panache.
Luck is “doing all the activities” that don’t include throwing, including footwork and other crap.
Luck is “completely engaged” during these OTAs, going to meetings and stuff.
Some additional facts:
Luck is now on his fourth offensive coordinator.
Luck has a backup that played nearly the entire 2017 season and is looking for contract money in 2019.
Luck has to play the Jaguars’ defense twice a year, and will also face the Super Bowl-winning defense of the Philadelphia Eagles early in 2018.
He hasn’t thrown a live ball for nearly 500 days.
I’ve not played football myself, but I know enough about the game to know that throwing in practice and throwing in a live game situation where variables must constantly be accounted for and living, breathing men who want to add to their sack total by smacking the ever-loving crap out of you are two steps and a swim move away from you are two extremely different things. Throwing a Nerf football a few yards to a trainer and throwing a real football 35 yards to the right shoulder of T.Y. Hilton on the left sideline to score the game-winning touchdown are also two extremely different things.
And having your throwing shoulder injury be horribly managed by an organization that had to burn through two GMs before realizing it had to build up the offensive line in order to protect its QB (whoever that may be) certainly complicates things.
Andrew Luck may come back but he won’t be the same. I just think there is no way – and the Colts have no one to blame but themselves for it. Luck may be one of the most wasted talents of his generation because of the awful way he was managed by the Colts through his injury and the complete lack of coaching staff consistency.
Time will tell, and I may be wrong, but I don’t see Luck striking for the Colts anytime soon.
The first round of the 2018 NFL draft was ridiculous.
Your standard run on QBs that may or may not turn out to be giant busts (more likely than not) notwithstanding, the Browns turned this draft upside down.
Click here for a full round one recap, by the way.
The Browns did a decent job of adding a competent quarterback earlier this year, bringing Tyrod Taylor to town. Anyone with half a brain knows he is a serviceable starter and more than capable of taking advantage of the weapons that you put around him. So instead of using their first and fourth picks on sure bets Saquon Barkley and Bradley Chubb, they instead picked up Baker Mayfield and… blinks… OSU CB Denzel Ward.
John Elway’s horseface must have had a grin from ear to ear when Bradley Chubb fell to him. The AFC West is not gonna have fun facing that dude twice a year for the next ten years.
As for the rest of the draft, eh, I can take or leave it. Many of the moves were just bizarre – there were a lot of trades, and those trades were for players that probably would’ve been there, or at least someone very close to that skill level. I mean, the Titans traded up for a guy that only started one year at Alabama. Yes, I know Alabama has crazy depth and all the kids want to go there and contend for a natty every year, but still. Just some dumb moves if you ask me.
I can appreciate the fact that Lamar Jackson got drafted in the first round. We may see a Kirk Cousins-esque run for Flacco next offseason. Of all the places for Jackson to end up, I didn’t expect it to be Baltimore.
Finally, I don’t know much about Jaguars pick Taven Bryan. He looks big, and from the limited tape I’ve seen he seems like he could do good in either an end or a tackle spot. I think personally the Jaguars drafted the successor to either Malik Jackson or Marcel Dareus (my guess would be Jackson). However, for 2018, the Jags do a LOT of rotation on the DL and he has a good chance to make an immediate impact. Another interesting wrinkle? The Jags could deal Dante Fowler this weekend and Bryan could easily match his numbers from this past year.
FIVE PICKS I LIKED
Barkley to the Giants, DJ Moore to the Panthers, Frank Ragnow to the Lions, Vita Vea to the Bucs, Quentin Nelson to the Colts.
FIVE PICKED I HATED
Ward to the Browns, Rosen to the Cardinals, Marcus Davenport to the Saints, Derwin James to the Chargers (this is selfish, I wanted him in Jax), Rashad Penny to the Seahawks (before Sony Michel? Come on).